Mild Findings. Severe Symptoms. Tee
XS / Black
$30.99
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$30.99
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This lightweight crew-neck tee speaks with dry humor: bold white type on black fabric reads ‘MILD FINDINGS. SEVERE SYMPTOMS.’ — a short, sarcastic diagnosis for anyone who loves clinical wit and low-key rebellion. The soft Airlume combed cotton feels breathable and broken-in from the first wear. Side seams and shoulder tape keep the shape through repeated washes. The restrained design fits easily into everyday life — layer it under a jacket for shifts at the clinic, wear it to study groups, or let it start conversations at socials. It’s made with ethical production standards and includes a tear-away label for comfort, so the shirt feels as considered as the joke.
This tee belongs to people who appreciate dark humor and concise statements: med students, clinicians, lab techs, and anyone who lives in the borderland between professional observation and personal irony. It slides into casual workdays, late-night study sessions, and informal get-togethers where a smart, pointed line lands better than idle chatter.
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (lightweight 4.2 oz/yd²) for breathable, soft wear
- Retail crew neckline with ribbed knit collar and seam for a neat, classic look
- Constructed with side seams and shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- Prints produced via DTF/DTG techniques for crisp, detailed white typography on black fabric
- Tear-away label, REACH certified, ethically manufactured (Fair Labor Association / WRAP)
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
Mild Findings. Severe Symptoms. Tee
$30.99
Sale price
$30.99
Regular price
This tee belongs to people who appreciate dark humor and concise statements: med students, clinicians, lab techs, and anyone who lives in the borderland between professional observation and personal irony. It slides into casual workdays, late-night study sessions, and informal get-togethers where a smart, pointed line lands better than idle chatter.
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (lightweight 4.2 oz/yd²) for breathable, soft wear
- Retail crew neckline with ribbed knit collar and seam for a neat, classic look
- Constructed with side seams and shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- Prints produced via DTF/DTG techniques for crisp, detailed white typography on black fabric
- Tear-away label, REACH certified, ethically manufactured (Fair Labor Association / WRAP)
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean